Facebook Status Blowup

Last night after my lovely cat Moco (who is more dangerous than, "I want to lie on your clean clothes" Diablo), decided to mess with my printer. As a result, I thought the perfect outlet for this was my Facebook status when I was suddenly reminded that I should have just blogged. So I am copying and pasting what went down on Facebook last night here, because it was so, ME in my Bitchlog sort of way.

Please Note: Names have been changed to protect the innocent (which includes me).

My Guey is going to kill her cat Moco for sticking her paws in her printer and ripping parts out of it. Say goodbye to her now JJ!

My Guey likes this.

Lurker Girl at 21:36 on 07 April

Don´t kill her. Box...holes...ship south!

JJ at 21:43 on 07 April

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Angel! She was just trying to help the paper get out faster!

My Guey at 21:44 on 07 April

You don't want her either! You know she'll attack the baby Jesus. I can hear you now screaming at her. Seriously I don't know that that's such a good idea either. You'll kill her too. OH MY GOD I'M SO MAD. She's the devil in disguise. It's F'Head's fault for grabbing her face and saying "She's cute and oh no she has spray paint on her we can't leave her!!!" Bastard. YES WE CAN.

This is where you tell me to breathe and that "you'll take care of it".

Good thing too. Flames....on top....of head....smoke... = distastah!...

Susie says I'm a mathematical genious....hows this for math:

Moco + Printers + Tampons in purse + Electronics on table + jewlery + chicken = ME VERY MAD ME VERY SCARY

Oh my god that was as long as blog. Why didn't I just blog????

Ah hahahaha. I'm laughing now. Ha. That was funny. Ok time for night nights.

Bai!

My Guey at 21:47 on 07 April

JJ, PULEASE. The thing was off.

Moco = Devil

Lurker Girl at 21:47 on 07 April

Can´t breathe...laughing too hard! You ... breathe...then hide EVERYTHING....and go get some sleep!

Seriously that was one of the funniest rants I´ve read in a LONG time!!

Tacks at 21:56 on 07 April

I need a paper shredder. can i borrow her?

JJ at 21:56 on 07 April

Well I for one am happy I live 300 miles south...

Kimchi Girl at 22:43 on 07 April

heeheehee:)

SeWong at 23:23 on 07 April

your cat... + chicken?!

Lil Spicy 1:36 on 08 April

Now that's the MyGuey that I have grown use to seeing....she appears every now & again....then poof, she's gone!

My Guey at 10:00 on 08 April

SeWong...yes...she steals it. She is a super duper fan of the raw stuff.

Lil Spicy...glad to oblige. Don't forget, I have multiple personalities so of course the whacko cat hater has to come and go. lol.