My Contribution - Vancouver Olympics 2010

Hey folks I'm here for my monthly blog and what's great is that my mom found refried beans for $1 a can and bought me hefty bag full of them. Isn't that awesome? I just read your comment now, Theresa and well I could make them myself but frankly just don't have the ganas to and at $1 a can (free really from mom)...how can you say no?

Ok enough about frijoles.

As some of you may know we had the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics here and it was pretty exciting and pretty cool and while I had to start work at 7am for a week straight, it really didn't directly effect me that much. It was cool to feel the vibe of the city and all the excitement in the air and it was great hosting so many visitors.

Here are some pics I took of the haps.

Olympic Ring Doggy:

Giant advert on buildings.

Art

More Art

Yup ART.

Fun lanterns:

Lantern trees?

Kyra in mold.

Liz in mold.

Go Canada!

Go Canada and Robson St!

BC Pavillion

YOU GOTTA BE HERE!

Giant projections on building!

Cool ad on building, hanging shoes...the human zipline also goes past here:

Oh look more stuff on building and busy streets.

Yes, I little piece of Mexico my friends. We are multicultural.

Yay cute!

Smile while the stupid Calgary flames dude walks in the background. Canucks is where it's at! DUH!

Burn baby burn. Outdoor flame.

Flame + Canadian Flag + Me = #1!

Vancouver 2010

Olympic rings on the water eh. Still #1!

Ocean + Rings + Mountains = Beautiful British Columbia

Wear it and wear it proud.

I have to say it was awesome seeing so much patriotism. Usually Canada is a little more laid back about who we are and how proud we are to be Canadian, but it was nice to see people go buck wild with it. I did a little too.

Was fun!

Plus we kicked ass in HOCKEY!

K. Gonna go eat some refried ones.

Until next month ... or something.

Here's a question...

Why are refried beans like $3.00 a can at the supermarket where I live? From what I can remember, refried beans in Mexico are cheap as shit. But $3.00 a can? For refried beans that were made in Canada and the US? What are you all smoking? I think crack is cheaper?

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The Olympics Are Here!

Yep. They are.

This is just outside my oficina!

COKE NAZI

So we go for lunch with our team at work and I think the waitress is kinda nice and funny and blah blah blah.

But then I order a Diet Coke and she proceeds to give me an F'n lecture about how bad Coke is for a minute and a half! I listen to her politely as she tries to convince me to get juice which I know is just extra calories for my ass and plus I don't F'n want it and then I tell her, I still want the Diet Coke.

Meanwhile, my team knows me pretty well so they are silent as they watch the steam fly off my head.

So the Coke Nazi asks the next person at the table what she'd like to drink. She doesn't ask for a Diet Coke though. Instead she asks for a COKE (with real sugar and everything)!!!!! BLASPHEMY! Ok so now the Coke Nazi waitress starts giving her shit too and saying she's going to die and stuff like that and that she should have a juice instead because the juice will save her. So she changes her order to a juice. Way to go there team, way to grow some balls! Anyways.

I think everyone else at the table got scared at that point and were watching the sparks fly from my eyeballs so when it came their turn, they told the Coke Nazi they'd stick with their Cucumber essence water instead. (Way to make more money for the restaurant there Coke Nazi!!! Donald Trump (or me) would so FIRE her ass!)

Then when Coke Nazi left I a blew a hairy spazz and my head spun around 3 times and I told everyone that I found her to be extremely inappropriate and that if I wanted advice on Coke I'd read the F'n ingredients. Like DUH?

I know it's bad for you. I get it. Now fuck off. I came here to eat and not be lectured. Know your role. Know your role!

Monkeys. All a bunch of monkeys!

So I go into the fridge this morning at work and some freakin Monkey put his (notice how I said "his") lunch on TOP of my nice fruit and cheese in the fridge.

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What is wrong with people? There are shelves all over the place. Go find your own fridge space.

Seriously, these people are lucky I don't catch them in the act.

I'd totally make sure we were alone in the kitchen and then take their lasagna lunch and smash it in their face and then report them to HR and tell them they did it to themselves and that I think they might need to see a psychologist or something and that I fear for my own safety.

Revenge is a bitch.