Who Bugs Me More?

There's a couple at the gym that annoy the hell out of me but after seeing them on Tuesday night, I realized that I'm not sure who annoys me more. The girl? Or is it the guy?

The guy thinks he's hot shit. He's got the macho man attitude and you can tell he thinks he's god's gift to both men and women. He's cocky and barely works out but when he does he does a lot of huffing and puffy and makes ugly faces in the mirror like he's lifting 500 lbs. Guess what bud? I lift more than your sorry short ass, so quit the antics!

Then there is his girlfriend, if you want to call her that. I personally think she's ugly (I'm nice right?) and I think she might know this too, except she covers it up with the fact that she wears D&G hats and velour Baby Phat sweats to the gym while she holds her designer purse and trots along in her fancy Puma running shoes. Doesn't she know you shouldn't be mixing brands like that? She's also dyed her hair some crappy blonde color and she's wearings 5 lbs of makeup to cover "something up". She primps in front on the mirror wayyyyyyy too much and I really never see her work out.

What I do see princess doing is following 10 feet behind her boyfriend who rarely acknowledges that she's even there. Suddenly Miss Princess is no longer Miss Princess anymore, but more like Miss Slave, as she struggles to keep up with her master who walks all over the gym, chatting it up with dudes to look cool whilst making faces in the mirror when picking up 10 lb weights to do NOTHING. (TALK ABOUT A RUN ON SENTENCE!)

The boyfriend likes to have these very intense, very closely spoken conversations with all the bigger dudes in the gym (no doubt discussing how to get roids) and never not never not even once does he even introduce his girlfriend. She just hangs out in a corner waiting for him to be done before he rushes off to some other part of the gym and she follows.....again.....10 feet behind.

I've seen a tiny bit of affection between the two. Mr. Man tells his girlfriend what exercises to do and then as she leaves he smacks her flat ass as to say, "That's my bitch". When she's done, she will come back and give him a half hug where he will take her hat off and put it on backwards. Oh how cute is that? VOMIT! Before she can get annoyed with this, she checks herself in the mirror before realizing, "God I'm so HOT!" and proceeds to fix her hair in a fashion that was the exact same styling as it was two seconds earlier. (You'd never know this from her reactions in the mirror though....you'd really think she went to a hairstylist in Beverly Hills and got styled by the best of the best.)

So you see, with all that goes on between these two, I'm confused as to whom I should dislike more?

Is it the cocky son of a bitch who is obviously so insecure by his small penis size that he has to feel better by constantly disrespecting his woman? Or is it the princess who only likes herself because she wears expensive attire and is respectful enough to let her man lead her wherever she goes?

I don't know man. This is a tough one. You tell me!