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Now if my legs weren't already ugly, this certainly makes them a whole shitload uglier!
Honestly, I'm in pain and my body hurts but I'm so glad to be back. Things are actually falling into place faster than I thought and I am really enjoying the fact that I can hit things/people and not get deported/go to Mexican jail* for it.
Perhaps the next picture will be of my new six pack (when I get it that is).
* I actually put a tourist in jail once.....boy that's a story....but probably won't tell it here. Muahahahaha!
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Oh my GAWD........never thought it was that bad! ouch...say la vee a few more of those and your bod will match your nice ring and earings!
Oh my...
I think this is where my mother told me not to say anything at all.
Holy shit hon, a big giant OUCH! So, do you swear in Spanish when you get hit like that?
"Mierda! No mames OW, pinche kick boxing pendejos y putas, y tu mama tambien!" Well, at least that's what I hear you saying.
(Sorry to anyone who was offended, but this is Guey's blog and she curses like a sailor so I felt it was acceptable). :)
Anon - Never thought of matching jewelry to my bruises. Good idea!
Spicy - I can read between the lines....I DO HAVE UGLY LEGS!:( I know it's so true.
Canuck - I don't swear like a sailor....I swear to get my point across. :) I tend to say "puta" a lot and "fuck". It even hurts when when I walk! It like vibrates the pain into my shins. lol.
PS Spicy...I'm surprised you didn't latch onto the part about me putting a tourist in jail. I got off easy on that one! Whew! Wouldn't want to be questioned by YOU on that one. lol.
Ok, I'll bite, how did you put a tourist in jail???
And oh how I love the word "fuck", it just comes out of my mouth so naturally and it feels so good. Unfortunately, Max has recently decided it's a good word for him to use when frustrated or upset, so I've got to change my habits and start saying "fudge".
Mmmmmm, fudge...fuck I'd love some fudge right now.....
Norb has forgiven you for putting him in jail ... now let's move on.
janie
Tourists in jail=Job security for criminal defense attorneys...way ta go Liz!
BTW...that link at the bottom of the page to the "Satisfaction" video was the funniest shit I've seen in ages!LOL!
Canuck - Good luck on the fudge part. Both saying it and finding it to eat!lol.
Janie - Thank god! I have been carrying the guilt!
Spicy - What link? What satisfaction video? What am I missing???
oh maaaan, i want the tourist jail story.
Nice legs. Ouch.
Tourist jail story coming up!
WOW, well I hope you give as good as you get, and looking forward to seeing the six pack.
Yessica - I think the problem is I'm giving it more than I should. LOL.
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