I went into the kitchen at work this morning and I'm not kidding you, there were about 6 men standing around talking, laughing and being all chummy.
It was really weird and made me feel "off" and all I wanted to do was slice a banana on my shredded wheat and pour my milk without rubbing elbows with such a large group of male species.
As I opened the cupboard and reached up to grab a bowl, I blinked my eyes twice and said out loud,
"TESTOSTERONE BE GONE!"
And they all cleared the fuck out of there.
God I'm good.
You should try that out one day and see if it works for you.
Let me know.
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5 days ago
5 comments:
Wow, that worked like a charm. I'd be uncomfortable too. You just know they're staring at your ass and not even hiding it from each other.
LOL. It's like clicking your ruby red heels together except you get an evacuation of the male species instead of going home! Awesome.
If that worked in my office there would no one left but me. At least I wouldn't have to resort to covering my toilet with Saran Wrap to see which co-worker was using "MY" bathroom...
Blues - Now the odd part about that is that I know they would NOT be staring at my ass as I am no longer in Mexico. Ha.
Kyle - I haz the majic.
Cat - Hang in there. Hope the fear in the office goes away!!
Laughing out loud! Always a pleasure reading your posts.
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