Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Grapple

Someone told me that she had a "Grapple" which confused me so I asked her what the hell it was.


She said it's a cross between an apple and a grape.


I became intrigued and wanted to know more. She explained it looked like an apple and had the texture of an apple but tasted like a grape.


I needed to try this shit out because I love grapes and most recently have gotten into apples as well.


So I went to Save-on-Foods where you don't really save much on anything and I bought me 4 Grapples for like 5 frickin buckeroonies. I figured it was worth it because these apples were special!


Guess what folks?


Not so special.


It's an apple that smells like a purple grape scratch'n sniff sticker and taste like a regular boring apple.


Do they think everyone has been smoking crack and that they won't notice? Who's stupid idea was this anyways?


I take that back.

Who's smart idea was this and where can I "ka ching" on the profits?




Photo Credit: Flickr

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Paranormal State


Has anyone out there watched this show on A&E?

It's about a team of paranormal investigators who try to find answers to real-life paranormal activity. This includes sixth-sense experiences, ghost sightings, demonic disturbances, and other strange phenomenon.

I like the show a lot. It can be kind of scary sometimes but most often, in the end, they calm any disturbances and provide answers to those who are seeking them.

Usually, I can watch the show and go to bed no problem. This is mostly because by the end of most of episodes, they solve the problem and tell the haunting ghost to go into the light. They usually end in a half hour and at the end of the show they update you to let you know that there have been no sightings/disturbances since they helped the people with their "problem".

Last night was different though.

Since a young age I have avoided watching movies like Poltergeist & The Exorcist. Anything demonic freaks me the fuck out. Ghosts I can handle. Demons....not so much. I will never watch those movies. Even though I know they are pretty much a joke these days because of the horrible effects, I just can't do it.

So why the hell did I watch last nights episode of Paranormal State when a girl was apparently possessed by a demon? By the way the Demon's name was "6". How NICE.

It must have been one of those train wreck things where I know I shouldn't watch, but I did. It was an hour episode starting at 11pm (STUPID ME STUPID ME!) and I watched every single moment of it.

Crazy shit was going on where words were scratched onto the girl's stomach and back and the demon was entering her body and saying stuff like, "Why would I leave her? She's weak and easy!". Freak me the F out! I am certain I would have been fine if they had exercised the demon and he left the poor girl alone. And well, it seems as though they did. Except at the end of the show they do an update and the words that scrolled across the screen have been haunting me every since.

It said that a few months later, the girl had to be taken to hospital because she was burned with holy water. Which means, the demon came back. And that stresses me out.

So yeah, I didn't sleep worth shit last night. My pets obviously sensed my fear because Diablo slept on the bed with me which she rarely does these days and Diesel was barking at nothing during various points throughout the night. Thanks for the reassurance there Diesel! Moco of course was passed out on my pillow like a bump on a log taking up space.

It's at this point in time where I need to remind you to stay the hell away from things like Ouija Boards, seances, voodoo dolls, Electronic Voice Phenomenon (EVP), and anything else that may be a portal. A portal may even be a painting of a demon on your wall coupled by severe depression and drug addiction, or a tattoo that you think just looks cool but has been used historically as a vortex for witchery. Also, make sure you respect areas such as cemetaries or native indian burial grounds. In other words, don't do silly things like burn voodoo dolls, Oija Boards or have seances in cemetaries while you are smoking dope ok?

Lets hope I can get some sleep tonight.

And if not, I'll just call up these guys:


P.S. For some reason I think the main guy on the show is hot. Don't ask me why. I just do.

Amen.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Moco-Motion





Monday, October 20, 2008

My Secret


It’s a good thing there are lots of people out there that are good at keeping you occupied by blogging on a regular basis. Because if you had to rely on just me, I might get fired from my non-paying blogging duties. Don’t get my wrong, I love blogging but I not only need to feel the inspiration to blog, but also need to have the extra time to do so. I have had neither the last week, and I apologize, mostly because I have self imposed guilt over it (that I cannot figure out), and also because maybe you actually noticed and have been yearning for me to bitch about something! (ha ha not)

Lots of my friends are asking me how things are going since I’ve moved back north. I must be really good at adapting, really lucky, or actually really like where I’m living. I think it’s a combination of all of the above because I seem to be doing quite well.

In terms of the basics (housing, furniture, employment), I was pretty lucky. I was able to acquire & set up my apartment relatively easy which was a huge relief. I was able to get some down time in between all the running around to catch up with old friends and be a tourist in my own city (JJ & Marsha visit, Dee 1 day visit). I was able to acquire the job I wanted when I was ready to work, without having to apply to thousands of places and go on hundreds of interviews. So, for all of that, I am thankful because if it was difficult to do any of these, I may have been miserable and returned to Mexico already. (I know that some of you secretly wished this had happened, mostly for your own selfish reasons, and I thank you for that, because I miss being around you too! But alas, I seemed to have figured it out!)

How am I dealing with the weather? So far so good. When I arrived it was summer and I got to spend plenty of time out by the pool. Fall so far has been really beautiful with lots of sun and crisp air. Diesel loves running at the park and I love taking him out. In Cancun he didn’t have anywhere to run freely except the beach, and unfortunately, he didn’t get to run as often as he can now, since I didn’t have the beach as my back yard.

There have only been a few days of rain that I’ve had to deal with and I say, “So what!”. It rains, it’s part of life, and it helps clear out pollution  so that’s a good thing. When it starts raining weeks at a time, I’ll come back and take my words back. Until then, things are ok. It is colder, and I do bitch about it whenever I get the chance. Mostly to my family because I know they wanted me back here and I like to make them feel like it’s their fault it’s cold out. Fact is, my blood is thinner and I feel it more than everyone else. Not to mention, I didn’t exactly move back with tons of warm jeans and sweaters. So I’ve had to fill in the blanks in terms of filling my closet with all things warmer.

That leads me to shopping for clothing. This has been interesting because I’ve struggled with fashion. I will always find a good deal on things so I’m not crying over having to spend money on clothes. What I’m crying about is what the hell is my style anyways???? Since I have to wear completely different clothes than what I’m use to, I don’t know what to buy or how to wear it or what. I’m use to dressing half naked and let me tell you, it’s a lot easier than having to worry about matching coats with shoes with outfits and belts and tights and boots, etc. Lordy. As a result I think I’ve bought some things that aren’t my style at all but had no clue because what do I know?

Shopping for groceries is a whole new topic as well because there are expensive places to shop and cheap places to shop. This has been a learning experience for me. I now know where to buy my vegetables and fruits at (the market by my house….always fresh fresh fresh and always cheap!), my bulk food items, and the rest of my groceries and beauty items.

It seems I have to go to 3 or 4 different locations which is no different from what I did in Cancun, but it took me a while to figure out WHICH ones to go to and as a result, I probably wasted a lot of money and a lot of time. I think I finally have it sorted out now though.

I’ve also probably gained about 10 pounds. I believe this is most certainly due to the fact that I’m finally around the foods I’ve missed so much and have over-indulged. Not to mention, there’s so much stuff out there I’ve wanted to try and HAVE. I think I finally have it out of my system although on the weekends I still like to have some Nibs and a bag of Ketchup Chips. I’ll let you know when I get sick of those (NEVER).

What do I miss? I miss my friends in Cancun. I miss the beach. Oh the beach the lovely beach. I promised myself that if I ever moved to Cancun, I would go to the beach every weekend. I kept pretty true to that promise and although I missed some weeks here and there, in general, my life revolved around that white sand and beautiful turquoise blue water. I also miss certain ways of life that I can’t really put into words and I miss speaking Spanglish and having people understand todo.

What don’t I miss? Go read the archives of Mexico Way. LOL. And that’s not the half of it. This is the point where I shut up. 

What’s going on in my head? Generally I do a lot of comparing. I compare so many things that are silly to compare. I compare the toilets at my current employment to the toilets at my previous employment in Cancun. I mix things up like my password at my new work and type in my password at my old job (yet I don’t do this at home). I compare my car here to my car there (my ’98 Escort is a frickin luxury vehicle compared to my Chevy Monza 2000 in Cancun). I compare masses of people here to masses of people in Mexico. I compare the way people think. I bitch at the fact that it’s harder to be late for things here, than it is to be late for things there. I compare the fact that I probably look like an alcoholic to the people here (when I go out that is), and yet am totally on par with the drinking habits of people down there. So in general, I compare. I compare and I compare. And I’m not sure it will stop but in all honesty, I like comparing. It keeps me grounded, it reminds me that I’m a different person, and it makes me realize that what I’ve done is pretty frickin cool.

There are people out there that look at me, and talk to me, and have no idea where I’ve been, what I’ve gone through or what I’ve done. Even my friends here that know more about my life in Mexico can’t ever really know what it was really like. As a result, I feel like I am walking around with a big secret…..grinning in a way that makes people wonder what the heck it is I’m thinking about…..

......I like my secret and wouldn't change it for the world. Good & bad.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Diesel Meets Baby For First Time


Thursday, October 9, 2008

I Had A Baby!


......in my arms! :)


Had you fooled.


This is my best friend's baby, Deo (pronounced Dio en Español). He is a total angel!
I have video of Diesel meeting him for the first time. This was Diesel's first baby and it was nice to see how gentle he was. The video is super cute and I will have to post when I have more time.
Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I Love This Commercial



My favorite line: "It is the most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on."

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Lesson Learned

Yesterday after work I was passing a store that I knew sold home-made soap and was thinking of buying a bar or two.

I've been annoyed every time I shower since Lil Spicy mentioned that mass-manufacturers of soap take out the natural moisturizers so that you in turn go and buy body lotion and spend more money making the company rich. This pissed me off because I hate that extra step of putting on lotion after I shower and often forget anyways. Not to mention, the whole wasting money factor.

So with soap on the brain I walked into the store and I hear this man say, "Would you like some free home-made soap samples?". I said yes! How did you know that I was thinking of home made soap? Or rather, I sensed that the free soap dude would be there. CRAZY. (See JJ my skills are getting better!)

Anyways . I'm so psychic bla bla bla. Moving on...

He mentions the two different types of soaps he's giving me except I barely listen because when I heard the word "cinnamon" I got all excited. Cinnamon is the bomb. It is the bestest spice eva and smells so yummy!

So this morning as I'm about to step into the shower, I look at my "stripped" bar of soap and remember I now have luxurious homemade soap and should USE it! I went into my purse reached in the bag the guy gave me and instinctively pulled out the soap that had the cinnamon in it. YUM. I was going to smell heavenly all. day. long. Actually the truth is....I can still smell that yummy smell as I type this.

Yeah so things went great except for one thing.

Do.not.use.soap.on.privates.

While I may not have a sweaty crotch anymore....let me tell you....my privates were on FIRE.

So. Lesson learned. NO cinnamon down there.

Kthxbai!